Jeg har måske arvet 10.5 mill. dollars!

MetteSkagen:

PS. Hvad gør julemanden hvis vores nye hus ikke har skorsten? Får vi så ingen gaver?

Julemanden kan trylle, så han behøver ingen skorsten. 

Ja, ja I griner. Men hvordan tror I, at Lars Larsen startede sin dyne-bix? Ja, tænk lige over det...!  

/skou

MetteSkagen:

Jeg har fået mail fra den afrikanske konge (!) om at han er i landflygtighed og skal bruge mig og min konto til at få sine mange millioner og jeg får selvfølgelig 40% af dem hvis jeg hjælper.

Hovhov - det er mine penge.

Jeg har lovet at hjælpe ham - nu skal du fa'me ikke mase dig ind på min gode forretning.

Tillykke med arven, Morten.

Kondolerer - i øvrigt. Håber ikke din slægtning har lidt.

mvh Hans

Det uhyggelige ved disse historier er jo, at der må være nogle der hopper på dem. Ellers ville svindlerne jo ikke blive ved.

En af de mest groteske jeg har hørt, var om en dansk kvinde der fejlede et eller andet og kom i kontakt med en heksedoktor. Det endte med at han fik hende overbevist om at hun kunne blive helbredt hvis hun ofrede det helt rigtige. I dette tilfælde var det helt rigtige 20.000 kr (tror jeg det var), som han fik med til Afrika med det formål at grave dem ned.

Hun blev formodentlig (og stik mod al sund fornuft, selvfølgelig) ikke kurreret, så hun lagde efterfølgende sag an mod manden - og vandt. Og her gik jeg og troede at man burde tænke sig en lille smule om, inden man valgte at bede en fremmed mand om at rejse til Afrika og grave nogle penge ned. Men nej, det behøver man skam ikke, retssystemet kommer og klarer ærterne for en.

Pointen er selvfølgelig, at nogle fiduser er så indlysende fupnumre, at dem der hopper på dem, næsten fortjener at blive tørret.

Omvendt er der folk som mig, der er så skeptiske, at da jeg fik et "krydstogt" til Oslo - gratis, hvis bare jeg besvarede et enkelt spørgeskema - måtte der nødvendigvis ligge noget bag. Det gjorde da dog ikke, det var faktisk gratis.

Ja - der er mange derude der forsøger sig - har selv modtaget mail´s om at være mellemmand på transaktioenr - men jeg mener nu at der ikke er nogen let vej til rigdom og mener egentlig også, at rigdom ikke er målet. Der er mange brodne kar i erhvervslivet så vær på vagt! 
Dette at udvikle sin forretning via det hårde arbejde er langt mere udfordrende end de nemme mønter! Det er processen der er udfordrende og ikke rigdom i sig selv.

Hvad mener du?

Dette er hvad jeg har tænkt mig at skrive. Nogen forslag til forbedringer?

Dear Sir,

I am very sorry to hear that a my relative Anders Larsen has passed away. I am not sure I remember who he was but of course I am always glad to help family.

Five years is a long time so I hope that you are sure that you can still get access to the money. Regarding your fee I think that 10% is way too much with this amount of money, but this we can discuss later.

Because of some accident with explosives in my youth I am hard of hearing and can therefore not use a normal telephone. Also I am not very godd in english (this later has taken me some time to write) or any other foreign language and I am very sure that you can not speak danish. But with the help of email I will still be able keep in contact with you.

Best regards

Morten Larsen

Og hvis andre skulle have lyst til deltage eller bare aldrig er blevet indbudt til et så spændende prjekt, så kommer her den originale mail fra Peter Igwe [igweroyalchaambers@hotmail.com] :

From Barrister Peter Igwe Avocats at law Guinkomè, Rue Roi Dakodonou Carré No 48, B.P. 272 Cotonou Du Benin Tel : (+229) 97595567

 
Attn: Larsen,
  
I am  Peter Igwe, Private attorney to Late Mr.Anders Larsen, a national of your country, who used to work as the Director of Société Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Pétroliers (SONACOP) Oil Company in Benin Republic West Africa,Here in after shall be Referred to as my Client. On the 21st of April 2001, my Client, His wife and their three Children were involved in a car accident  near Cotonou-Lome express-road. All occupants of the vehicle Unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives  but all efforts was just in vain.
  
 After  these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money left  behind by my Client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Continental Bank  Republic West Africa.These huge deposits were lodged particularly, with the "Continental Bank Benin" where the Deceased had an account valued at about $10.5 million dollars (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over five years.
  
Now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $10.5 million dollars can be paid to you and i will be entitle to 10%.I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make .All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through. 
  
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, but you must also agree not to disclose or pass any information related to this business to any body for security reason and to avoid eye brow , And we are going to achieve this , therefore i want you to send your direct telephone number to fcilitate communication.You can call me at +229-97595567 I await your Call  Asap after replying.

Barrister Peter Igwe
Solicitor & Advocate.