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Hvis Microsoft producerede biler.

magni — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:04:00 GMT

God joke, og M$ jokes er altid gode...

Man må dog sige at som ihværksætterforum må man erkende at Micro$oft er den næst sejeste opstarter historie NOGENSINDE...

Den bedste er naturligvis Google, da det bare er for morsomt, at bla. deres minimalistiske politik opstod ved at de ikke kunne kode html .. :)

Hvis Microsoft producerede biler.

Martin — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:56:00 GMT

behøver jeg sige andet

Hvis Microsoft producerede biler.

Paul Paulsen — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:41:00 GMT

Jeg kan sagtens følge dig. Specielt da det er GM der er hovedpersonen.
Jeg havde en Opel Kadett E med nøjagtig samme spec.
Og det er ikke løgn.

Hvis Microsoft producerede biler.

Ania :-) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT

Hi hi... Ja det er egentlig utroligt hvad man finder sig i bare fordi det er en computer...

Ania

Hvis Microsoft producerede biler.

B.H. — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Hej Alle,

har lige modtaget denne joke - som jeg synes i også skal have glæde af:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to
pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and
reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply
accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut
down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times
as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by
a single ''This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation'' warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask ''Are you sure?'' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to
let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed
hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all
over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You''d have to press the ''Start'' button to turn the engine OFF.

Jeg morede mig i hvert fald over den.